You are never ever going to believe this. This is going to blow your mind, man. I was sitting on the comfy couch, watching Kung Fu Panda, when I heard a jingle jingle coming from my bedroom. I was like, "Whoa dude, did you hear that?"

Momom and Daddy and me went back to my bedroom. Guess what? Santa's elves came to my house. They left me a Nutcracker and a letter from Santa. I guess the elves know how much I like Nutcrackers!

Santa told me to keep being good. Guess what?! He also said that I need to tell Nick to be good. I cannot believe that those elves came to my house!

We only have 10 more days until Christmas. I know because I opened up the 10 window this morning. It was a chocolate. I don't like chocolate but I like chocolate from Santa. Oh, and sometimes I like Tootsie Rolls.

Did you know that it is Christmas time? We have lights up and a ginormous snowman in our front yard. We even have lights on my tree house!!!

Santa Claus is going to be coming very soon. I am asking him for an archer set. It has arrows with suction cups and a target. I think it will be fun. I hope that he brings me an archer set. What do you want Santa to bring you?

Guess what? I got a letter in the mail from Santa Claus. He sent it to me because my name was on it. He told me that I am on the nice list and that I need to make him some cookies. I like baking cookies. He said that he likes sugar cookies best, so that is what I am going to make. I am good at baking cookies.

We don't have a Christmas tree yet. I wish we had one but Momom said we will get to cut it down. I hope it doesn't fall on my head!
That's all.

Yesterday after school Momom took me to the craft store. We bought coffee and a star made out of diamonds. It's so sparkly and shiny. I bought it for Momom.

Guess what! The diamonds make rainbows when it is in the sun. I came out to the comfy couch this morning and they were there! Like, holy cow man, rainbows are flying all over our room! I like to try to catch them because then I am covered with rainbows. That makes me lucky.

I like rainbows, do you? Just go to the craft store and buy a star make out of diamonds. Put it in your window and when the sun shines, BAM! You will have rainbows too! (Just don't forget your coupon... Momom almost forgot the coupon.)

Today is Momom, Daddy and Robby stay at home day. Charlie Cat and Angry Sophie are staying home too. We are going to play and maybe make some cookies. You can never have too many cookies!

Dinosaur Bones

Okay. You are really really REALLY not going to believe this. I mean, it's going to blow your mind!

Yesterday, when Momom was driving into the driveway we had to stop. In the middle of the driveway was a skeleton. A really spooky skeleton!

Momom and Daddy think it is from a deer. But I don't. I think it is a real dinosaur bone. I'm going to go digging for more bones when I come home from school.

I hope I find the rest of that dinosaur. I think it might be a Tyrannosaurus Rex because it has teeth in the skeleton. A Tyrannosaurus Rex has teeth because it was in a book we got at the library. I cannot believe we found a dinosaur!

I want to put the skeleton at the top of our stairs. I think it will scare people. That will be funny.

Today Momom and me went to the mall. We went to Walmart but it wasn't in Ohio. I looked at the map and found the play-doh ice cream store. I just love play-doh ice cream. Do you?

Did you know that there is water inside popcorn seeds? It's true. The water gets bigger and bigger when the seed gets hot. And then KABOOM. The popcorn pops out because the water explodes. Isn't that cool? It is kind of like a bomb. But it's yummy!

Guess what! Mr. Bill is going to let me build a farm in his back yard. We are going to grow pumpkins and beans. He is saving the seeds from the pumpkin that I gived to him this year. We are going to plant them and watch them grow. But we have to wait until it snows and then it melts again. You can't plant seeds now because the squirrels and moles will eat them.

Christmas is coming. Santa's elves came to my house and decorated the stairs. They put up a new shower curtain and left Momom a present. The elves are invisible.

I was sick. Dr. Takanti gave me new medicine, but it wasn't the pink medicine. It was sour. I really really REALLY don't like the sour medicine. It makes me throw up. I don't like throwing up.

I was sick but now I am better. Today we are going to carve pumpkins at school. I'm good at that. I'm going to carve a happy face because I like happy faces. Do you?

Guess what! Last night I had a super duper happy dream. I was in a lollipop forest. It was kind of like our forest, but instead of trees there were lollipops. Instead of water there was a milkshake stream. Do you want to know something funny? There were fish in the stream, but they were gummy fish like in Mickey Mouse. Isn't that funny!! I really like happy dreams.

I helped daddy fix the tractor. I'm a good helper. Then I helped daddy mow up all the leaves. We have a lot of leaves and it takes a little while to get the job done. But we used teamwork and it is done.

Momom and I went to the Halloween store. I wasn't scared. I'm brave. I was a little bit scared but not too much.

I have a secret and I'm going to keep it. I decorated the whole street because Ms. Claire's daughter is coming home from the desert. It was hot and there was a lot of sand there. I don't know if she saw a cactus there, but I think she might have. I will ask. I put up red and blue and yellow ribbons all over. My favorite color is yellow, that's why I got two rolls of yellow ribbon. I think that Erin will be super happy to see all of the ribbons. I hope that she likes the yellow best!

Guess what! Momom and me went to Pumpkinville today with Nick. Nick's mommy was there too. We had fun. It was a little bit cold but not too bad. I saw my goats and the turtle. He is a really really really big turtle. Sometimes I sit on him but today I did not sit on him. I just didn't want to sit- that's all.

I went down slides on my tummy. It was a good thing I was wearing my coat because it got really dirty. We went super fast down the slides. Nick and me raced. Sometimes I won and sometimes he won. Momom never won, but she still had fun.

I drove the haunted school bus. I'm a good bus driver. I wonder why the haunted bus doesn't have any seats.

Tomorrow when I wake up it is going to be Momom, Daddy and Robby stay at home day. I like that day.

Today the firemen came to my school. I got to sit in the truck and practice my driving. Guess what! The fireman with the red shirt pulled out a ginormous hose and I got to hold it. It was so big it was just amazing. And then they turned on the water and BOOM... it almost knocked me off my feet onto my bum. It was so freakin' strong it almost took me down man!

Momom and Daddy and me built a fire. I shoveled the ash out of the bottom with a little shovel. I didn't make too much of a mess. The fire is big. I like it when we have fires. Charlie Cat and Angry Sophie like the fires too, but they don't get too close because their hair could catch on fire. That would hurt!

Momom said I can have some icecream but then I have to go to bed. Tomorrow is going to be a fun day. And then I have a Momom and Daddy and Robby stay at home day. Hooray!

I like Mickey Mouse. I saw Mickey Mouse with Momom when we went to California. It takes a long time to get to California. We had to take two planes.

I am going to school. I don't have to take a plane to get to school but I do have to take a car. I think we could walk. Maybe someday Momom will let me walk to school. I think that would be fun.

Guess what! Today Momom and me are going to make ghosts. I have a big pile of string that I cut with scissors. I used regular scissors because I don't like safety scissors. Safety scissors are just not very safe. I don't know how to make ghosts but Momom will teach me. I think I will like it. We have to hang ghosts everywhere because I am having a party.

Cake Pops

Well I went to school today. I did not want to go to school. I cried because I just did not want to go. I miss Momom when I am at school- that's all.

I played cops and robbers with Nick. I have to bring juice and lots of pennies too. Then Momom came and picked me up.

Momom and me made cake pops today. We put the cake dough into the machine and I closed the lid. I'm good at that. Momom took the balls out of the machine when they were all cooked up. We put them on a stick and dipped them into orangey icing. We made little pumpkins with happy faces. I like happy faces. Do you like happy faces?

I ate one. It was just like eating a lollipop, only it was cake. I only like cherry lollipops though.

Now Momom and me are going to watch Veggie Tales. We made popcorn and I put the cheese on. I'm good at that.

Snakes

I have been sick. I have the coughy coughs, boogies in my nose and my ears are farting. The doctor put me on pink medicine. I like the pink medicine, but I don't like the red medicine.

Guess what! Momom and me found a snake in the house today. We were just standing in the kitchen. I was getting more strawberry drink and Momom was on the phone. All of a sudden I heard Momom scream, like this.. "EEEKKKKKKKKKKKK." It scared the crap out of me when she screamed like that!

I told Momom to be brave. We worked together- using teamwork- and got that ginormous snake out of our house. Momom put it in a jar for me to show Daddy. The poor little guy died when Momom accidentally squashed his head. Poor snaky, but accidents happen.

I like to eat noodles for breakfast. Sometimes Momom makes them and puts them in a cereal bowl for me. It is a funny breakfast.

I don't want to go to school today. I want to stay home with Momom and Charlie and Angry Sophie. I miss Momom when I am at school. I just don't want to go. But I do have fun at recess. I like to play cops and robbers with Nick and the girl with striped grey pants. She doesn't always wear striped grey pants though. Sometimes her pants are blue or pink. Sometimes she doesn't wear pants because she is wearing a dress. Mr. Bill told me that I should ask her name, but I am just too busy playing cops and robbers.

That's all for my blog. See you tomorrow. Hey, did you catch the kiss I just sent? don't forget to put it in your heart!

Robby's first blog

(dictated to Momom)

My name is Robby. I am five. I live in Virginia with Momom and Daddy and Charlie and Angry Sophie. Charlie and Angry Sophie are cats. I go to school and I have a tree house. Tonight I watched the Lion King movie. It was good. I really liked it. I loved it. I love my helicopter that I got from tool school. I love Momom and I love to roast marshmallows. I like taking pictures and I like helping to make a fire. I like picking Charlie up and eating cookie dough.

My favorite color is yellow. That is why my blog is yellow. Do you like yellow? Now I have a blog like Momom.