Okay, you are really not going to believe this. Momom won tickets and we went to see dragons fly through the air. It was amazing. Those suckers were zooming everywhere. One was sneezing fire and I thought man, I'm going to catch on fire. But I didn't catch on fire, but his air did feel warm.

The dragons were all different colors. My favorite was the fat dragon. He had teeny tiny wings. I didn't think those little wings would make him fly, but it did. And he didn't breath fire. Do you want to know what he does? You'll never believe it.  He toots! Isn't that funny? He is a tooting dragon. It was hilarious!

I want to fly with a dragon someday. I think it would be fun. Momom said that she would ride with me. Do you want to fly on a dragon?

I am 6

Guess what! Tomorrow is my birthday. As soon as this night is over, when I wake up I will be 6. That is a lot of fingers!

I am going to have a party on Saturday. I guess I am getting two birthdays this year. One is tomorrow and then my party will be on Saturday. That is going to be a lot of fun.

I can't wait for my birthday. I am so excited it is going to blow my mind man! I love birthdays, don't you?

Momom is going to make me a cake and for breakfast I get racecar pancakes and bacon. I love bacon. It's delicious. I am going to get presents too. I hope I get Mind Craft and an ax. Mr. Bill had an ax when he was 6. Sometimes he lets me use it because I'm strong. If I have an ax I can cut all the wood up into pieces for our fire.

Schools Out

I am all done with school for the whole summer. I don't have to go anymore! Mr. Bill taught me a song. I will sing it. "schools out schools out teacher wore her bloomers out." It's funny because bloomers means underpants. Isn't that funny!

Guess what! Next week is my birthday. I'm going to be 6 years old. It is good to be 6 because I will be able to do a lot more. Momom said I can stay up later so I can catch more frogs when I'm 6. I like to catch frogs.

I'm having a birthday party. There is going to be a ginormous slide and a cotton candy machine. Do you like cotton candy? It's just sugar you know. You can come to my birthday party if you want to. It's going to be fun because we're getting chicken nuggets from Chick Fil A. And do you know what? We are going to have lots of cake too!

I'm happy because school is done and it is going to be my birthday.

A long long time ago I went into my stream and caught some tadpoles. I just scooped them up. They were little and black and looked like worms. I had to be very gentle because I did not want to squish them. If you squish them they will die.

Momom let me put them in an aquarium and I took them to school. We have been watching them everyday at school. They are going through a metamorphosis. That's a really big word. That means that they are changing from one thing into another thing. They are turning from tadpoles into frogs because of metamorphosis.

Today when I checked on the tadpoles guess what I saw? The fat tadpole has little feet. Soon he will be a frog. When they are frogs Momom will bring cupcakes to school for a froggy party. Do you like cupcakes?

Guess what! Today a space ship went right over top of my school. Lizzie's Daddy came to school to talk to us about it. He was an apricot. He went into outerspace on that space ship. It was so cool it almost made me go crazy.

Lizzie's Daddy told me that you float in space. I've never floated before but I am going to do it someday. Do you want to float? Do you want to know something really funny? It's going to make you laugh. In outerspace you have to pee pee into a special tube because your pee pee floats right out of the toilet. I'd like to do that someday!

We went outside and looked up and WHAMO! The space ship was flying right over top of my school. It was so cool. There were helicopters too. I want to go on that ship someday. Lizzie's Daddy said that I need to be good in science and math if I want to be an apricot. I'm good at science and I can count to 100 with my Dad. I'm going to be an apricot so that I can go on a big ship like that and float in space. Maybe I will be able to touch a star! Wouldn't that be so cool?


**This is Robby's Mom. By "apricot" he means astronaut.**

Guess what? I don't have school because we are off for Spring break. I like Momom Daddy Robby stay at home days. It's fun just staying home and playing.

I went to New York City with Momom and Daddy. We went on a train and whamo- we were in New York City. It is so big it will blow your mind. There is a cowboy who wears white underwear and a ferris wheel in the toy store and we could see the whole wide world from our hotel room. See, I told you it would blow your mind.

You aren't going to believe this- but the Easter Bunny left me something special. I woke up this morning and boom- there it was. He left me a bag full of magic beans. You plant the beans on Saturday and they will grow when they have Easter Magic. Do you know what they grow into? I will tell you. The beans grow into lollipops. See, I told you you wouldn't believe it!


**This is Momom-- notice no mention of seeing himself on the Jumbotron in Times square- apparently that did NOT make an impression- but the Naked Cowboy did."

I went to Chuck E Cheese yesterday and it was totally awesome. I won a lot of tickets and earned target guns. You just aim the gun at the cans, squeeze the handle and whamo! The cans knock down. But you have to aim. I'm good at aiming.

Today we are having a cupcake party in school. Momom is going to bring them in for my whole class. I asked her and she said yes because she loves me. Everybody is going to be so happy to have a cupcake. I will pass them out and they will say thank you. I like doing that job.

Guess what! Next week is Spring break. That means that I don't have to go to school. Daddy gets to stay home too. We are going to have so much fun! I like Momom Daddy Robby stay at home days. Do you?

Guess what? Mr. Bill teached me how to climb in his big tree. He puts his foot against it to give me a little boost. I climb up super high and then jump off. It is like I can fly, but I only go down. I'm going to figure out how to fly in the air. It will just take a little bit of practice.

Tomorrow I get to go on a bus and go to Chuck E Cheese with my class. Daddy gave me some cash so I can buy tickets and win prizes. I am going to have so much fun. I've never been there before, have you been to Chuck E. Cheese? Momom says that they have pizza. I like pizza but I do not like pepperoni. It burns my tongue man!

Guess what! I learned how to write all my letters and all of the numbers, and now I get to go to Chuck E Cheese. I am going to take a bus there with my class. We are going to eat pizza and play games and win lots and lots and lots of prizes. I am going to ask Daddy to bring home some cash for me to take. You know, cash is the same as money.

We have tadpoles in our stream. They are growing little tiny feet. Guess what! Tadpoles are going to turn into frogs. It's like they are some kind of magic animal. It blew my mind when Daddy told me that, but it's true because I saw the little toes. Tadpoles don't bite, but they look funny.

I like my blog. I have my own computer now. Momom gived me her little baby computer because she bought a new one. So now I can write or watch videos whenever I want. Isn't that cool?

Tonight we had a fire in our fire pit. Momom roasted marshmallows and I did too. I helped Daddy find lots of sticks to throw into the fire. You can't get too hot because it will burn your hands.

I made Daddy a hot dog on the fire. Momom put it on the stick and I held it in the fire. I felt it pop and Momom told me that meant it was time to turn it. I turned that puppy all the way around and made it all crispy. I dropped it into the fire once, but a little dirt doesn't hurt us. Daddy still ate it.

I like my fire pit. I want to make a fire everyday.

I have been sick. My throat has a lot of bad germs. I have to take a pink army to make the germs go away. You can feel the guns blowing in my throat. I don't like being sick.

Today is Valentine's Day. Do you like Valentine's? I do, because we get to have a party at my school. I can tell you that there is NO WAY I'm going to let some little naked flying man shoot me in the bum with an arrow. NO WAY that's going to happen. You have to be careful today.

I was sick this week. My ears were hurting and I had a fever. Momom gave me Daddy's special ear medicine and it made me feel better. Now I take pink army medicine in the morning and when it is dark. I take it for a few more days. It's cherry and delicious.

Guess what! We're selling cookie dough for my school. I love cookie dough. I'm a good cookie dough seller.

I went to Nick's birthday party at Jumping Jimmy's. We had a lot of fun. I had to take a little break because I got pooped out. But then I got up and played Ninjas more. We ate pizza and cake. I hope I can have my party there when it is my birthday.