I have been sick. My throat has a lot of bad germs. I have to take a pink army to make the germs go away. You can feel the guns blowing in my throat. I don't like being sick.

Today is Valentine's Day. Do you like Valentine's? I do, because we get to have a party at my school. I can tell you that there is NO WAY I'm going to let some little naked flying man shoot me in the bum with an arrow. NO WAY that's going to happen. You have to be careful today.