Monday, February 20, 2012

I have been sick. My throat has a lot of bad germs. I have to take a pink army to make the germs go away. You can feel the guns blowing in my throat. I don't like being sick.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Today is Valentine's Day. Do you like Valentine's? I do, because we get to have a party at my school. I can tell you that there is NO WAY I'm going to let some little naked flying man shoot me in the bum with an arrow. NO WAY that's going to happen. You have to be careful today.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

I was sick this week. My ears were hurting and I had a fever. Momom gave me Daddy's special ear medicine and it made me feel better. Now I take pink army medicine in the morning and when it is dark. I take it for a few more days. It's cherry and delicious.

Guess what! We're selling cookie dough for my school. I love cookie dough. I'm a good cookie dough seller.

I went to Nick's birthday party at Jumping Jimmy's. We had a lot of fun. I had to take a little break because I got pooped out. But then I got up and played Ninjas more. We ate pizza and cake. I hope I can have my party there when it is my birthday.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

You are never ever going to believe this. This is going to blow your mind, man. I was sitting on the comfy couch, watching Kung Fu Panda, when I heard a jingle jingle coming from my bedroom. I was like, "Whoa dude, did you hear that?"

Momom and Daddy and me went back to my bedroom. Guess what? Santa's elves came to my house. They left me a Nutcracker and a letter from Santa. I guess the elves know how much I like Nutcrackers!

Santa told me to keep being good. Guess what?! He also said that I need to tell Nick to be good. I cannot believe that those elves came to my house!

We only have 10 more days until Christmas. I know because I opened up the 10 window this morning. It was a chocolate. I don't like chocolate but I like chocolate from Santa. Oh, and sometimes I like Tootsie Rolls.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Did you know that it is Christmas time? We have lights up and a ginormous snowman in our front yard. We even have lights on my tree house!!!

Santa Claus is going to be coming very soon. I am asking him for an archer set. It has arrows with suction cups and a target. I think it will be fun. I hope that he brings me an archer set. What do you want Santa to bring you?

Guess what? I got a letter in the mail from Santa Claus. He sent it to me because my name was on it. He told me that I am on the nice list and that I need to make him some cookies. I like baking cookies. He said that he likes sugar cookies best, so that is what I am going to make. I am good at baking cookies.

We don't have a Christmas tree yet. I wish we had one but Momom said we will get to cut it down. I hope it doesn't fall on my head!
That's all.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Yesterday after school Momom took me to the craft store. We bought coffee and a star made out of diamonds. It's so sparkly and shiny. I bought it for Momom.

Guess what! The diamonds make rainbows when it is in the sun. I came out to the comfy couch this morning and they were there! Like, holy cow man, rainbows are flying all over our room! I like to try to catch them because then I am covered with rainbows. That makes me lucky.

I like rainbows, do you? Just go to the craft store and buy a star make out of diamonds. Put it in your window and when the sun shines, BAM! You will have rainbows too! (Just don't forget your coupon... Momom almost forgot the coupon.)

Today is Momom, Daddy and Robby stay at home day. Charlie Cat and Angry Sophie are staying home too. We are going to play and maybe make some cookies. You can never have too many cookies!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Dinosaur Bones

Okay. You are really really REALLY not going to believe this. I mean, it's going to blow your mind!

Yesterday, when Momom was driving into the driveway we had to stop. In the middle of the driveway was a skeleton. A really spooky skeleton!

Momom and Daddy think it is from a deer. But I don't. I think it is a real dinosaur bone. I'm going to go digging for more bones when I come home from school.

I hope I find the rest of that dinosaur. I think it might be a Tyrannosaurus Rex because it has teeth in the skeleton. A Tyrannosaurus Rex has teeth because it was in a book we got at the library. I cannot believe we found a dinosaur!

I want to put the skeleton at the top of our stairs. I think it will scare people. That will be funny.